Randal Graves:Embolism in a pool. Dante Hicks:What an embarrassing way to die. Randal Graves:That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died. Dante Hicks:How did he die? Randal Graves:He broke his neck. Dante Hicks:That's embarrassing? Randal Graves:He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick!

Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson), Dante Hicks (Brian O'Halloran) in Clerks (1994)

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