Jed Towers: Another rye, please. You married? Joe the Bartender: Sure. Who's not? Jed Towers: You and your wife fight... argue all the time? Joe the Bartender: Some of the time she sleeps. Jed Towers: Seventy-eight percent of the pilots in Skyway Airlines are married. Ya' see, you get married, you become a statistic. Joe the Bartender: Yeah... Stay single, and you wind up talkin' to bartenders.|