General Jack D. Ripper:Were you ever a prisoner of war? Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake:Well... yes I was, matter of fact, Jack. I was. General Jack D. Ripper:Did they torture you? Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake:Uh, yes they did. I was tortured by the Japanese. Jack, if you must know; not a pretty story. General Jack D. Ripper:Well, what happened? Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake:Oh, well, I don't know, Jack, difficult to think of under these conditions; but, well... what happened was they got me on the old Rangoon-Ichinawa railway. I was laying train lines for the bloody Japanese puff-puff's. General Jack D. Ripper:No, I mean when they tortured you. Did you talk? Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake:Ah, oh, no... well, I don't think they wanted me to talk really. I don't think they wanted me to say anything. It was just their way of having a bit of fun, the swines. Strange thing is they make such bloody good cameras.|