Xander: When I was a little boy at my grandmama's place, she had a lovely goose. I named her Edith, as for the French singer Edith Piaf. I truly loved that goose. Everybody thought it was funny! Then one night when we were at dinner, my grandmama said to me, "Edith tastes good, no?" I ran out of that table, I puke up. I cry like a child. Ever since, I became a vegan. [takes bite from apple] Xander: I'm telling you, I had to kill her.|