Aunt Ida:Oh, Ernie! Have another pretzel for Chrissakes! Wait 'til you meet my little Gater. You two are gonna fall right in love. Ernie:My dear, I hope so. Are you sure he's gay? Aunt Ida:Well I just use common sense. I mean, if they're smart they're queer, and if they're stupid they're straight, right Earnie? Are you sure you won't have another pretzel? Ernie:I'm sure, Miss Thing, I'm sure. Pretzels give you plaque.|