John Gustafson:Pop, I wish you'd try the low-fat bacon. Grandpa Gustafson:Well, you can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which gets filled first.

John Gustafson (Jack Lemmon), Grandpa Gustafson (Burgess Meredith) in Grumpier Old Men (1995)

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