Why are you looking at me like some kind of creepy creep? I'm trying to have a private conversation with my new friend here! I do believe that when a patron starts using the severed head of a huntsman as a companion, he or she may have had enough to drink. Let's say you settle up and call it a night. First, I ain't got no money, so joke's on you. Second, I'm gonna drink three more of these then... Ribbit, ribbit. ...See what it takes to get this muffin fluffer to turn into a prince!

Gert in I Hate Fairyland, Vol. 1: Madly Ever After (Skottie Young, 2016)

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