Vinny Gambini:How could it take you five minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes? Mr. Tipton:Um... I'm a fast cook, I guess. Vinny Gambini:[across beside the jury]What? I'm sorry I was over there. Did you just say you were a fast cook? Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than any place on the face of the earth? Mr. Tipton:I don't know. Vinny Gambini:Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?|