Johnny: You from Scotland? Archie: EH? Johnny: Are you Scots? Archie: Aye. Johnny: What's it like up there? Archie: Fuckin' shite. Johnny: D'you dream in Scotch? Archie: Eh? Johnny: Like dream about sporran-clad, caber-tossing haggis galloping over porridge-covered glens? Archie: FUCKIN' shite!|