Alley Thug:All right, you want it in the chest, or the head? Joe Hallenbeck:Yeah, that's what your wife said. Alley Thug:Hey, would you stop with the wife shit? Joe Hallenbeck:Ask me how fat she is. Alley Thug:Fuck you, man! How fat is she? Joe Hallenbeck:She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Motherfucker, if you wanna fuck her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Now I'm not saying she's fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.|