Maxwell Smart: I advise you to drop your guns an put up your hands. KAOS #1: Why? Maxwell Smart: Because at this very minute, my friend, this chalet is being completely surrounded by 500 alpine crack troops. KAOS #1: I find that hard to believe. Maxwell Smart: Would you believe 150 Tirolian ski-troops? KAOS #2: No we wouldn't. Maxwell Smart: How about 2 Saint Bernards in heat?|